2008年12月27日 星期六

【音樂、KUSO】。(M n M) 音樂教室。(作者Marc & Mary)<br>

(給認真魔人):請不要質疑歌詞翻得KUSO,因為這本來就是以搞笑為目的。







【Katy Perry】【Hot n Cold】:



You change your mind            你 換想法

Like a girl changes clothes        像女孩 換衣服

Yeah you, PMS               耶 你 有月經

   (PMS = Pre-Menstrual Syndrome 經前症候群)

Like a bitch                像賤人

I would know                我知道

And you over think             和你 想太多

Always speak                總是說

Cryptically                很神秘

I should know               我知道

That you're no good for me         你對我沒好處



Cause you're hot then you're cold     因為你忽冷忽熱

You're yes then you're no         你是又說不是

You're in then you're out         你進來又出去

You're up then you're down         你上來又下去

You're wrong when it's right        你錯當他是對

It's black and it's white         他是黑又是白

We fight, we break up           我們吵架分手

We kiss, we make up            我們親吻和好



(you)You don't really want to stay, no   你 你不是真想留下來 不

(but you)But you don't really want to go-o 你 但也不是真的想離開 歐

Cause you're hot then you're cold      因為你忽冷忽熱

You're yes then you're no          你是又說不是

You're in then you're out          你進來又出去

You're up then you're down         你上來又下去



We used to be               我們以前

Just like twins              雙胞胎

So in sync                很一致

The same energy              一樣的 有能量

Now's a dead battery           現在是 死電池

Used to laugh bout nothing        以前笑 沒什麼

Now your plain boring           現在你 很無聊

I should know that            我知道

You're not gonna change          你不會有改變



Cause you're hot then you're cold     因為你忽冷忽熱

You're yes then you're no         你是又說不是

You're in then you're out         你進來又出去

You're up then you're down        你上來又下去

You're wrong when it's right       你錯當他是對

It's black and it's white         他是黑又是白

We fight, we break up           我們吵架分手

We kiss, we make up            我們親吻和好

(you)You don't really want to stay, no  你 你不是真想留下來 不

(but you)But you don't really want to go-o你 但也不是真的想離開 歐

Cause you're hot then you're cold     因為你忽冷忽熱

You're yes then you're no         你是又說不是

You're in then you're out         你進來又出去

You're up then you're down        你上來又下去



Someone call the doctor          來人請叫醫生

Got a case of a love bi-polar       有個案件在愛情中

Stuck on a roller coaster         困在雲霄飛車

Can't get off this ride          下不來了

You change your mind           你 換想法

Like a girl changes clothes        像女孩 換衣服





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【Michael Jackson】【You Are Not Alone】:{###_deenow/10/1430218032.mp3_###}



Another day has gone          另一天有去

I'm still all alone           我仍然所有單獨

How could this be            怎麼能這是

You're not here with me         您不在這裡和我

You never said goodbye         您從未說再見

Someone tell me why           某人告訴我為什麼

Did you have to go           您必須去

And leave my world so cold       留下我的世界很冷

Everyday I sit and ask myself      每一天我坐和問自己

How did love slip away         怎麼愛會滑動

Something whispers in my ear and says 某事耳語在我的耳朵裡說

That you are not alone         那您不是單獨

For I am here with you         為我在這裡和您

Though you're far away         雖然您是很遠

I am here to stay           我在這裡停留

But you are not alone         但您不是單獨

For I am here with you         為我在這裡和您

Though we're far apart         雖然我們很遠



You're always in my heart       您總是在我的心

But you are not alone         但您不是單獨

'Lone, 'lone             '孤立, '孤立

Why, 'lone               為什麼, '孤立

Just the other night          另一夜

I thought I heard you cry       我認為我聽見您哭

Asking me to come           要求我來

And hold you in my arms        拿著您在我手臂

I can hear your prayers        我能聽見您的禱告

Your burdens I will bear       您的重荷我負

But first I need your hand      但我首先需要您的手

Then forever can begin        然後能永遠開始

Everyday I sit and ask myself     每一天我坐和問自己

How did love slip away        怎麼愛會滑動

Something whispers in my ear and says 某事耳語在我的耳朵裡

That you are not alone        那您不是單獨

For I am here with you        我在這裡以您

Though you're far away        您雖然很遠

I am here to stay           我在這裡停留

For you are not alone         為您不是單獨

For I am here with you        為我在這裡陪你

Though we're far apart        雖然我們是遠

You're always in my heart       您永遠在我的心臟

For you are not alone         為您不是單獨



Whisper three words and I'll come runnin' 耳語三個字並且我將來 跑

And girl you know that I'll be there   並且女孩您知道我將~~~~~

I'll be there               我將在那裡



You are not alone           您不是單獨

For I am here with you         為我在這裡陪您

Though you're far away         雖然您很遠

I am here to stay           我在這裡停留

For you are not alone         為您不是單獨

For I am here with you        為我在這裡陪您

Though we're far apart        雖然我們是遠

You're always in my heart       您總是在我的心臟

For you are not alone         為您不是單獨

For I am here with you        為我是這裡陪你

Though you're far away        雖然您很遠

I am here to stay           我在這裡停留

For you are not alone         為您不是單獨

For I am here with you         為我是這裡

Though we're far apart        雖然我們是遠

You're always in my heart      您總是在我的心臟

For you are not alone...       為您不要是單獨...





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【Mika】【Grace Kelly】:{###_deenow/10/1430211444.mp3_###}



I wanna talk to you.         我想跟你講話

The last time we talk Mr. Smith you reduce me to tears.

                   史密斯先生 上次我們講話 你讓我哭了

I promise you it won’t happen again.我保證你,那不會再發生了



Do I attract you?          我吸引你嗎

Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?我的假笑讓你討厭我嗎?

Am I too dirty?           我太髒嗎

Am I too flirty?           我太輕浮嗎

Do I like what you like?       我喜歡你喜歡的嗎



I could be wholesome         我可以很健康

I could be loathsome         我可以很噁心

I guess I'm a little bit shy     我想我有一點點害羞

Why don't you like me?        你為什麼不喜歡我

Why don't you like me without making me try?不喜歡我又不讓我試試看



I try to be like Grace Kelly     我試著要像葛莉絲凱莉

But all her looks were too sad    但她的樣子太衰

So I try a little Freddie      所以我試著一點點佛萊迪

I've gone identity mad!       現在我精神分裂 啦~~~



I could be brown           我可以是咖啡色

I could be blue           我可以是藍色

I could be violet sky        我可以是紫羅蘭天空

I could be hurtful          我可以傷害人

I could be purple          我可以是紫色

I could be anything you like     我可以變任何樣子你所喜歡

Gotta be green            一定要綠

Gotta be mean            一定要賤

Gotta be everything more       一定要所有更多

Why don't you like me?        你為什麼不喜歡我

Why don't you like me?        你為什麼不喜歡我

Why don't you walk out the door!   你為什麼不走出那扇門



How can I help it          我能怎麻辦

How can I help it          我能怎麻辦

How can I help what you think?    你想什麼我能怎麻辦

Hello my baby            哈囉我的寶貝

Hello my baby            哈囉我的寶貝

Putting my life on the brink     把我的生命推向邊緣

Why don't you like me        你為什麼不喜歡我

Why don't you like me        你為什麼不喜歡我

Why don't you like yourself?     你為什麼不喜歡你自己

Should I bend over?         我應該趴下嗎

Should I look older just to be put on your shelf?

                  我應該看起來比較老才能上架嗎

I try to be like Grace Kelly     我試著要像葛莉絲凱莉

But all her looks were too sad    但她的樣子太衰

So I try a little Freddie      所以我試著一點點佛萊迪

I've gone identity mad!       現在我精神分裂 啦~~~



I could be brown           我可以是咖啡色

I could be blue           我可以是藍色

I could be violet sky        我可以是紫羅蘭天空

I could be hurtful          我可以傷害人

I could be purple          我可以是紫色

I could be anything you like     我可以變任何樣子你所喜歡

Gotta be green            一定要綠

Gotta be mean            一定要賤

Gotta be everything more       一定要所有更多

Why don't you like me?        你為什麼不喜歡我

Why don't you like me?        你為什麼不喜歡我

Why don't you walk out the door!   你為什麼不走出那扇門



Say what you want to satisfy yourself 說你要什麼來滿足你自己

But you only want what everybody else says you should want

                  但你只想要其他所有人說你應該要 你要



I could be brown           我可以是咖啡色

I could be blue           我可以是藍色

I could be violet sky        我可以是紫羅蘭天空

I could be hurtful          我可以傷害人

I could be purple          我可以是紫色

I could be anything you like     我可以變任何樣子你所喜歡

Gotta be green            一定要綠

Gotta be mean            一定要賤

Gotta be everything more       一定要所有更多

Why don't you like me?        你為什麼不喜歡我

Why don't you like me?        你為什麼不喜歡我

Walk out the door!          走出那扇門



I could be brown           我可以是咖啡色

I could be blue           我可以是藍色

I could be violet sky        我可以是紫羅蘭天空

I could be hurtful          我可以傷害人

I could be purple          我可以是紫色

I could be anything you like     我可以變任何樣子你所喜歡

Gotta be green            一定要綠

Gotta be mean            一定要賤

Gotta be everything more       一定要所有更多

Why don't you like me?        你為什麼不喜歡我

Why don't you like me?        你為什麼不喜歡我

Walk out the door!          走出那扇門



我們要走了  卡青





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